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Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”



Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s
office.
Doc: “Bottlefed?”
Woman: “Breastfed po.”
(Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas,
eh.”
Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”



The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be
rotten.
She stormed back to the grocery and told the
vendor:
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”




My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala
pong Inquirer
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”



Yaya: “Huhuhu.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa
gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako.”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”



(Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa
ref!”
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama
mo!”



Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog
to?”
She answered: “Secret!”



Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf
ha!”
Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang
debaso!”



SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko
& I need cash!”
INDAY: “Aru, dugodugo gang ka no?”
SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa
kin.kapkeyk.”



“O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan
ako
ng butlig!”
Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka
umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung
butlig, wala na kong ligs!”



We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange
juice bottle.
Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”
Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote,
‘concentrate’.”



Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down
the stairs:
“Down to earth! Down to earth!”



My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor
radio.
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
“Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang
salita ha!”



Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa
barong ko?”
Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
Sir: “Good! Anong pinangtanggal mo?”
Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”


Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City
Hall?”
Driver: “Ikaw lang?” Yaya: “Ay
bakit, hindi ka sasama?”



Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung
prutas?”



Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
“Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa
lang!”





AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry
soap.”
AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pagoff ko ng
washing machine patay na.”